“And it’s even just a little bit better with a Zanotab!”

I think your blog page should have a tribute to a Dr. Tobias Funkë, I mean the man has done some amazing things for the crippling illness known as never-nude.
Matthew Rende


Tobias was Chief Of Medicine at some hospital. He lost his medical license for administering CPR to a man who wasn’t in fact dying. Tobias was looking for answers and finally found his calling in acting. He’s currently without employ but hopes to land a new role any day.

Dr. Funkë has done a great many things for me. He made me realize that there is A Man Inside Me, and I must try and get him out. It's tough when I enjoy keeping him inside. I'm a huge fan of his band; Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. It's too bad people no longer want to hear the bubble-gum pop music of The Solution, with such bland lyrics as “There’s no ‘I’ in Teamocil, at least not where you’d think.” Fortunately I am not afflicted with the horrible Never Nude syndrome As you can see by the pictures I seldom wear a shirt and pants at the same time.