Mountaineering

Dwayne and I conqured a mountain this weekend. It was called the Dewdrop Trail, but don't let the name fool you. We grabbed the trail info from the tourist information centre, and promptly ignored the part that said 'a difficult trail even for the experienced hiker'. There was also something about 'a lung bursting climb to the top'. Fuck that pussy shit, we're real mens. The hike started out pretty well, Dwayne scouted it out and gave the all good. At the 3 K point, we realized what we were in for. I figured I'd sample some of the local musrhooms and make it a more enlightening journey. We thought this was the summit, but not even close. We stopped for a much needed beer break and watched a plane practicing arial water bombimg. On the last pass the plane dropped its liquid load and the water vapour made this rainbow. Not to sound like a fag, but making a rainbow with an airplane is pretty fucking cool. Before we reached the top I found some really nice rocks to put in my aquarium. You can see how thrilled I am to be carrying fucking rocks down a mountain. There was some pretty cool shit at the top including a cave , psychadelic poo shrooms, and my favourite, the pussy tree. Here we are at the 8 K mark, and that was before we even started down the mountain. The hike was somewhere near 12K total, and took us over 6 hours. It was worth it for the view at the top.