GWAR!
I've been to alot of kick ass concerts, but GWAR was the best fucking show I have ever been to. Half the dirty kids at the show had GWAR shirts on, the best one had to be 'If You Ain't Balzac, You Aint Shit'
As you can see we were ready to rock the fuck out before the show. I went with the Chuck Liddell/Biker Fag look.
Cardinal Syn: The giant holy robot and his followers fight GWAR and after he meets his defeat, we find that inside his massive robotic body is the alien mutant monster baby, whose soul was used to power the robot.
GWAR!@!@!!!!!!!
In the fourty five minute set they tore the popes face off, decapitated W. Bush, face raped a giant troll, tore off a robots arms, killed an Alien, and covered the whole crowd in hundreds of gallons of blood and shmootz. I've never been in a dirtier, nastier, steaming filthy moshpit-orgy in my life. I got hit in the face from the alien mouth cock gun atleast a dozen times. Malice got so much GWAR juice in the face her contacts turned green.
We got just a little Drrrrrrrty. Click the freak arm for a bonus dejected pic.
The Clutch set blew my fucking balls. Neil Fallon can go fuck himself. The whole band came out drunk as fuck and played a half hour shit set. I lost count of how many times they fucked up. I think we were interupting the party they were having back stage. Neil left to go drinkin with his buddy standing just off stage half way through the last song. The roadie for them was making Smoothies next to the sound board before their set.
Narduar was doing a bit right after the GWAR set. He's even skinnier and uglier in person than on TV. I managed to stick my face right in the camera, so if you see me on Much let me know.
Mad propz to Tindy for scoring us sweet tickets. It was all worth if for GWAR. Too bad the it was such a shitty event over all. I would have liked to see GWAR ass-rape whatever asshole set up the event. It was a 12 hour all day show with no beer, and no re-entry, in an old hocky arena. Nothing like filling myself with watered down diet coke, and overpriced hamburgers to get me in the mood for some Metal.
PS. Props to Jay... dunno why.
As you can see we were ready to rock the fuck out before the show. I went with the Chuck Liddell/Biker Fag look.
Cardinal Syn: The giant holy robot and his followers fight GWAR and after he meets his defeat, we find that inside his massive robotic body is the alien mutant monster baby, whose soul was used to power the robot.
GWAR!@!@!!!!!!!
In the fourty five minute set they tore the popes face off, decapitated W. Bush, face raped a giant troll, tore off a robots arms, killed an Alien, and covered the whole crowd in hundreds of gallons of blood and shmootz. I've never been in a dirtier, nastier, steaming filthy moshpit-orgy in my life. I got hit in the face from the alien mouth cock gun atleast a dozen times. Malice got so much GWAR juice in the face her contacts turned green.
We got just a little Drrrrrrrty. Click the freak arm for a bonus dejected pic.
The Clutch set blew my fucking balls. Neil Fallon can go fuck himself. The whole band came out drunk as fuck and played a half hour shit set. I lost count of how many times they fucked up. I think we were interupting the party they were having back stage. Neil left to go drinkin with his buddy standing just off stage half way through the last song. The roadie for them was making Smoothies next to the sound board before their set.
Narduar was doing a bit right after the GWAR set. He's even skinnier and uglier in person than on TV. I managed to stick my face right in the camera, so if you see me on Much let me know.
Mad propz to Tindy for scoring us sweet tickets. It was all worth if for GWAR. Too bad the it was such a shitty event over all. I would have liked to see GWAR ass-rape whatever asshole set up the event. It was a 12 hour all day show with no beer, and no re-entry, in an old hocky arena. Nothing like filling myself with watered down diet coke, and overpriced hamburgers to get me in the mood for some Metal.
PS. Props to Jay... dunno why.
posted by Adrian at 2:26 AM
7 Comments:
Wow. I didn't even get props.
eaz tindz. I ain't done yet, there are lots of pics and vid when I have time to put it all up. You'll get yer propz, just wait.
Sorry. I'm so used to being forgotten about when it comes to giving people free things.
I'll wait.
Oh, and...I'm not coming up in August anymore. It's been moved to September.
Stop crying, it'll be okay.
Adrian,
Check out Gwar's Phallus in Wonderland video:
http://www.singingfool.com/musicvideo.asp?publishedId=893994
P.S. If you start calling me Phallus you're DEAD.
I like the afro beer chick pic, but I don't want to know what the bottom looks like.
Honestly, Gwar is not the best show ever!!!! It can't be true!!
What would the best show be?
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